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Family Tree

It just gets more and more complicated I swear. Here are the Farmers, four generations in! It’s worth noting that the men displayed as Mindy’s lovers are not her only love interests; the ones on here are the ones she … Continue reading

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Timothy Martinez

Tim is a fairy whom Martha met in high school. He moves out with her and they are joined by Sonya. Tim is Martha’s first real love interest; the two become engaged as young adults. However, when Sonya successfully pursues … Continue reading

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Sonya Diaz

Sonya Diaz is the biological daughter of Jack Farmer (Mindy’s eldest) and his wife Krystal, however she was switched at birth with Martha Farmer. As an adult, she ventures to Pleasantview to meet her biological family. Sonya was brought up … Continue reading

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Twins: Arthur & Martha Farmer

Arthur and Martha¬†Farmer are the only remaining descendants of their grandmother, Mindy Farmer. Their mother, Krystal, gave birth to them the evening after their father, Jack, died when a curse backfired. It is yet to be seen whether¬†Arthur and Martha … Continue reading

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Krystal Paleccio

Krystal, once Mindy’s babysitter, became Jack’s romantic interest when he was a teenager. After Jack killed his mother, the two became married and moved house, away from that which terrorised Jack’s childhood. When Jack died (after a curse went wrong), … Continue reading

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Norbert Farmer-Grumps

Norbert is the son of Mindy and Constable Grumps. He is a sullen child. Or he was, until he was blown to death in the explosion Jack created to kill Mindy. He developed a strong dislike for Mindy when she … Continue reading

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Triplets: Phoenix, Laquisha & Tyrone Farmer

    Phoenix, Laquisha and Tyrone are the result of an affair between Mindy Farmer and Charles Dottier (and they’re fairies!!). Their birth is Mindy’s breaking point; she now has five children, no money and no choice but to prune … Continue reading

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Constable Grumps

Constable Grumps is a police officer assigned with the task of hunting down suspected serial killer, Mindy Farmer. He succeeds, and saves her daughter Laquisha from death by abandonment. Mindy insists to him it’s all a mistake. The two fall … Continue reading

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Charles Dotter

Charles Dotter is the elderly (married) man with whom Mindy started an affair the day after she married Savannah. The two shared a brief but passionate love, which ended as fast as it began when Savannah and Eliza, Charles’ wife … Continue reading

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Ellen Farmer

Ellen Farmer is the second child and eldest daughter of Mindy. She was murdered by Mindy in chapter 12 after her sibling triplets were born, and her mother feared she could not support them. Her short life was constituted of … Continue reading

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